Urban Shakespeare.

Every time you like a picture on 

My instagram, it makes my heart skip a

Beat. Which really does suck, because you do 

It ninety percent of the fucking time. 

I checked prior to make sure it was true,

And honestly I'm pretty tired of you.

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Numbers.

I got stood up today.

1 bus ticket wasted,

8 dollars spent,

2 hours early,

3 more hours waiting,

2 half-assed apologies,

leaving me feeling like a fucking fool.

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